Boyfriend chilling under the sun ♡
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What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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Anonymous asked: “Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com”
Oh and this is not some kind of ad at all.
6 days ago · 0 notes
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Canada! Y U No have this!?
1 week ago · 0 notes
My little sister
1 week ago · 0 notes
Okay, so………
I’m the fucking BEST girlfriend ever. My man is the luckiest, seriously I’m the shit. I mean I wish I could date myself.
Lol I totally nailed this surprise romantic week end.
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Omg I just watched this movie like 25 minutes ago! It is my fucking life, I’m in a similar situation. It blew my mind how I could relate, not to mention all the beautiful moments. Like Crazy, worth it.
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